Bokura wa Dokonimo Hirakanai

“I’ll protect you with my magic.”

I was told those cryptic words by none other than our school's preeminent beauty, albeit a delusional one, Miki Kouzuki. When we started going out, the world surrounding me suddenly began revolving.

"Ahh… I want to kill someone."

Clank, clank.

“Chains? I’m not sure I see any chains to speak of…”

My delinquent best friend, our straight-laced class representative, not to mention me and Miki… As we all start to break, the place we arrived at was—

Originally released in 2005, Mikage slightly rewrote and re-released the novel in 2016 with illustrations by Yoshitoshi Abe and a new subtitle -There are no facts, only interpretations.-